Here, for no particular reason, is a list of my favourite bicycle-related films.
National Lampoon's Airnimal House
The Gary Fisher King
Bring Me the Headset of Alfredo Garcia
Full Metal High-Visibility Jacket
Who Aluminium-Framed Roger Rabbit?
The Texas Chain Tool Massacre
Bike Lane on Elm Street
Miller's Toucan Crossing
Cool Handlebars Luke
Bloody Taxi Driver
Return of the Pink Pannier
The Brick Lane Bicycle Thieves
Lord of the Chainrings
Gone with the Headwind
Jurassic Cycle Park
Can you do even worse than that? I look forward to seeing your suggestions. For the benefit of the dozier readers of the Guardian bike blog, these are not real film titles. They are slightly altered versions of real film titles which have had a word or words changed or added in order to make a reference to some aspect of cycles or cycling, for amusing effect. Hope that's clear.