It's the Dunwich Dynamo this Saturday night: the annual 120 mile night ride extravaganza to the seaside with up to a thousand others. Not-for-charity, not-organised, not-for-profit, not-Sky. (Smiley face.)
Against my better judgement, and going against EVERYTHING I believe in, I've booked myself a coach back. So now, having paid £14 quid and coming from Yorkshire, I'll have to do it to get my money's worth.